Welcome to the Band-O-Matic!

Thank you, Entertainment Weekly and The Editor, for mentioning this site!

Be the next Brian Jonestown Massacre or JFKFC with your very own
wacky band name.
Click here and prepare for your limo ride!

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A couple of the band names are from Andy Dwyer.
If you DO use one of my band names, please let me know, mention me in your liner notes, and send me a copy of whatever you manage to release on an otherwise unsuspecting public.

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